1. Puts his sneakers on top of the coffee table. Why? "To get them off the floor, Jane." Do we eat off the floor?
2. I've never seen him buy a new toothbrush. I always buy them. I don't even want to think about what he did before me.
3. Picks his toenails while we watch evening television. I have offered, many times, the use of nail clippers.
4. In keeping with his aversion to nail clippers, Jay rips off his hangnails. Ugh.
5. Once peed on me when we took a shower together. Now, I've been known to pee in the shower too. But never when someone is in there with me. And I certainly wouldn't act all innocent like there was a third person to blame. I probably would bring home some flowers the next day, you know, for no real reason except that I happened to pee in the shower when my spouse was in it.
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